Piffer

An almost silent, "whooshing" or "piffing" fart.

Try as he might, John's attempt to let only a piffer resulted in a full-blown, sphincter clapping fart.

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Diddle

Euphemism for masturbation, usually a male.

Before showering for work, Jack decided a good diddle was first in order.

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