Snoggle

The act of pinching one nostril shut and blasting mucous from the other nostril.

My allergies were so bad yesterday that I had to snoggle several times...

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Empirialism

That which results in the building of an empire and the anagramic truth in the word "imperialism". Generally considered to be a self-defeating form of governance.

In the latter half of the twentieth century, The United States, after the destruction of its manufacturing base, began utilizing empirialism in order to secure the resources necessary to maintain their precarious and ill-fated position as world leader. Rome and Great Britain are other historical examples of the failed policy of empirialism.

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Cocreate

To actively participate in the purposeful creation of a new life form, usually through the process of sexual intercourse.

I remain hopeful that Laura and I will yet have an opportunity to cocreate.

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hog out

To rapidly and thoroughly clean an extremely dirty location. Usually best accomplished by renting a dumpster or throwing everything away. Derived from the cleaning of pig pens.

Dude had to hog out his pad before his new girlfriend came to visit.

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tejinxt

Tejinxt. A declaration that occurs just after two people text the same message at the same time.

(Based on a true story.)
Him: “Now I want a Krispy Kreme.”
Me: “Now I want a KK.”
Me: “Tejinxt!”

Mortimer

To kill something in a brutal, thoughtless or horrific manner. Derived from "Mortify" and "Murder".

Did you see the way that dog mortimered those chickens?

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