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Japan in Japanese. Translates to "sunrise land" or "land of the rising sun".
Wanna take a trip to Japan? The cherry blossoms are about to be in full bloom.
Ah, you mean nihon? And yes, the sakura is nice.
Dude, why are you being so cringe? Don’t use Japanese words randomly while speaking English, only weeaboos do that.
Often accompanied by someone playing a few seconds of the song titled "Sicko Mode" by Travis Scott, they are the cursed words every single McDonald’s employee had to listen to day in and day out every single day between September 8th and October 4th 2020 when excited customers came to order the meal at their local McDonald’s, some even visiting several as they reportedly had shortages on common items found in the meal due to the popularity of the promotion. If you’d like to see some of this madness for yourself, search up "you know why I’m here" on YouTube. (Without the quotation marks.)
McDonald’s employee: Hi, welcome to McDonald’s can I take your order?
Customer: You know why I’m here. (plays Sicko Mode)
Employee: *sighs internally* You want some Sprite with that?
Customer: Yeah.
"Playing the world’s worlds tiniest violin" as many people would call it, is when you rub your pointer finger and thumb together in a steady motion, which basically signals to anyone you do it towards that you expect money from them. Bellboys and luggage carriers often used to do this back in day in hotels when they wanted a tip but didn’t want to be so straight forwards as to ask for it directly although it has been used plenty of other places too.
Me: Hey, do you wanna see Home Alone 2 tonight?
My friend: Again? But we’ve seen it 7 times now!
Me: Yeah, 7 times over 7 years! Come on, it’s basically a tradition at this point when we get here to the cabin! The internet isn’t working right now so why not?
My Friend: Fine, but I still don’t like that bellboy Cedrick, he keeps playing the world’s tiniest violin all the time, it’s annoying!
Me: you do know that he’s not playing a violin, he’s asking for tips, it’s just a funny word we use to describe it.
My friend: Ohh...
A question uttered by Lois Griffin from the FOX hit tv series Family Guy. In season 4 episode 8, Peter has acquired a bottle of ipecac syrup from Mort’s pharmacy and challenges all the males in the household to a drinking contest for the last piece of pie in the fridge. After a little wait, one by one they start vomiting as mass vomiting ensues, leaving most of the entire living room covered in vomit before Lois emerges from the kitchen holding a casserole and asking the question, making everyone else vomit once more at the same time.
Brian: Ok, ok… I think it’s all gone. I think it- *vomits again*
Stewie(while crying and rocking back and forth): I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna… *vomits again*
Brian: Peter, Peter I need you to hold my ears- *vomits again*
Peter: *vomits on Brian’s head and moans in pain as the others do too*
Louis(emerging from the kitchen): Who wants chowder?
H means ecchi in Japanese, which is why you almost never see anything labeled with ecchi unless it’s western, because the Japanese use H instead of writing ecchi.
Wanna go down to akihabara and get some H?
Hell yeah! I need a new H game anyways.
From the 2015 movie Pixels. Something Sam Brenner (Adam Sandler) said as a joke to Ludlow Lamonsoff (Josh Gad) in response to a picture book made by Ludlow which he showed to Sam.
You should sell it at Barnes and Unstable.
An excuse to say deez nuts to someone. Can also be used as a knock knock joke for example.
Person A: Knock Knock.
Person B: Who’s there?
Person A: Imagine.
Person B: Imagine who?
Person A: Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face boi! Hah, got ‘em!
Person B: *angry emoji*