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Often accompanied by someone playing a few seconds of the song titled "Sicko Mode" by Travis Scott, they are the cursed words every single McDonaldâs employee had to listen to day in and day out every single day between September 8th and October 4th 2020 when excited customers came to order the meal at their local McDonaldâs, some even visiting several as they reportedly had shortages on common items found in the meal due to the popularity of the promotion. If youâd like to see some of this madness for yourself, search up "you know why Iâm here" on YouTube. (Without the quotation marks.)
McDonaldâs employee: Hi, welcome to McDonaldâs can I take your order?
Customer: You know why Iâm here. (plays Sicko Mode)
Employee: *sighs internally* You want some Sprite with that?
Customer: Yeah.
A question uttered by Lois Griffin from the FOX hit tv series Family Guy. In season 4 episode 8, Peter has acquired a bottle of ipecac syrup from Mortâs pharmacy and challenges all the males in the household to a drinking contest for the last piece of pie in the fridge. After a little wait, one by one they start vomiting as mass vomiting ensues, leaving most of the entire living room covered in vomit before Lois emerges from the kitchen holding a casserole and asking the question, making everyone else vomit once more at the same time.
Brian: Ok, ok⦠I think itâs all gone. I think it- *vomits again*
Stewie(while crying and rocking back and forth): I donât wanna, I donât wanna⦠*vomits again*
Brian: Peter, Peter I need you to hold my ears- *vomits again*
Peter: *vomits on Brianâs head and moans in pain as the others do too*
Louis(emerging from the kitchen): Who wants chowder?
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"Playing the worldâs worlds tiniest violin" as many people would call it, is when you rub your pointer finger and thumb together in a steady motion, which basically signals to anyone you do it towards that you expect money from them. Bellboys and luggage carriers often used to do this back in day in hotels when they wanted a tip but didnât want to be so straight forwards as to ask for it directly although it has been used plenty of other places too.
Me: Hey, do you wanna see Home Alone 2 tonight?
My friend: Again? But weâve seen it 7 times now!
Me: Yeah, 7 times over 7 years! Come on, itâs basically a tradition at this point when we get here to the cabin! The internet isnât working right now so why not?
My Friend: Fine, but I still donât like that bellboy Cedrick, he keeps playing the worldâs tiniest violin all the time, itâs annoying!
Me: you do know that heâs not playing a violin, heâs asking for tips, itâs just a funny word we use to describe it.
My friend: Ohh...
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An excuse to say deez nuts to someone. Can also be used as a knock knock joke for example.
Person A: Knock Knock.
Person B: Whoâs there?
Person A: Imagine.
Person B: Imagine who?
Person A: Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face boi! Hah, got âem!
Person B: *angry emoji*
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Can have two different meanings, used in a negative or positive way. Negatively it can be used to insult or demean others for acting without respect for other people. In a positive way it could be used as a nickname for your romantic partner or close friend (the latter option is usually used if the friend is of the opposite sex, however it can be used for lgbtq too)
Person A: Dude, I went past the girls locker room earlier and the door was open just a bit so I took a peep at them and they were all undressing. It was so hot, i'm never forgetting that.
Person B: You pervert, this is why you're stuck without a girlfriend because you can't get your act together.
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A special type of the (Homo Sapiens Sapiens) also known as the modern human, this specimen has a limited vocabulary, only being capable of speaking words like "refund, manager, and free", while being able to parrot some other words. They are an extremely demanding specimen who are ill mannered, short tempered and are best kept at a safe distance, and anyone unfortunate enough to encounter them in the wild should make sure to keep a good distance from them if possible. Should you be unlucky enough to encounter one while possessing a job in the service industry, the best way to deal with them is to follow your training, remaining calm at all times and if the situation doesnât sort itself, get backup from a manager.
*Karen at the clothes store*
Karen: I have a 50% off coupon for this, * hands over coupon*.
Cashier: Iâm sorry Miss, but this coupon is only valid for Menâs wear at full price which would make this more expensive than this already is, since this is at a 60% clearance sale, in addition this coupon expired last week.
Karen: But I couldnât make it last week so I called to ask if it could be extended and I got a yes to that.
Cashier: Well Iâm sorry but we canât give extensions without a managers approval.
*Karen gets frustrated and starts screaming at the cashier that she needs this at 110% off, and makes a big scene. A couple of customers behind her, an Aussie with his bird as well as his best friend stands in line watching the commotion unfold*
Aussie: Hey, that Karen looks a lot like a Scremus Retardis Kerenis right?
Best friend: Yeah, I didnât think Iâd be able to see one in the wild, itâs amazing how she can actually act like that, I wouldâve died of embarrassment if my wife acted like that.
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Japan in Japanese. Translates to "sunrise land" or "land of the rising sun".
Wanna take a trip to Japan? The cherry blossoms are about to be in full bloom.
Ah, you mean nihon? And yes, the sakura is nice.
Dude, why are you being so cringe? Donât use Japanese words randomly while speaking English, only weeaboos do that.