US Central Intelligence Agency
Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we donât use the term CIA anymore! Itâs the âLangley Foundation for Social Bettermentâ
Ben - Dude, youâre wack.
A vocation under the rubric of wokeness where gender, race, and culture are weaponized to cancel corporations and persons who refuse to adopt todayâs virtue signaling by the woke mob.
Similar to âtradecraftâ describing intelligence community tools needed to conduct espionage, various âhatecraftâ tools used by the woke mob to compromise businesses and people include influence operations, demonstrations, and petitions.
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The art of floating a surveillance balloon over your adversaryâs country to spy on ICBM sites while claiming it is a weather balloon. Popularized by Chinese Ministry of State Security (MSS)
First detected by passengers on a commercial flight, the Chinese Ministry of State Security did a âfloat overâ of a bus-sized surveillance balloon over the northern continental US to spy on ICBM sites all the while claiming it was a weather balloon gone astray.
With a penchant for all things Disney and organizing high profile media events, Elastagirl, with Holly Hunter-esque fortitude, exercises maximum flexibility in all she does resulting in amazing outcomes.
Katy, aka "Elastagirl", was simply brilliant managing two consecutive conventions in as many weeks.
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A catastrophic man-made disaster in a âflyoverâ state which is downplayed by the liberal media because it occurs in a part of the country consisting of low intelligence voters who criticize Mayor Peteâs inaction and who support Trump and conservatives
The January 2023 train derailment of train cars in East Palestine, Ohio, full of toxic chemicals, were intentionally detonated, and was described by Mayor Pete, his DOT and the liberal lapdog New York Times as âFlyover Mishapâ.
LTMB - Lesbian Trapped in a Manâs Body - Exhibiting Lesbian sexual predrences among those carrying the xy chromosome.
Ben: Hey Harold, I need to make a confession.
Harold: About what bro?
Ben: Itâs kinda hard to talk about it.
Harold: Come on man, you can tell your bro.
Ben: Fuck it, Iâm LTMB,
Harold: What the fuck is that?
Ben: Lesbian Trapped in a Manâs Body.
Harold: Like I said, Iâm your bro, and Iâm glad you told me. Celebrate your diversity dude.
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Having any sexual activity on the roof of a building inadvertently in view of Pan, Tilt, Zoom security cameras monitored by Marine Security Guards at a US Embassy.
Ben - Did you watch the video of Brett and that WSJ reporter going at it on the roof last night?
Harold - No Dude! Holy Shit! Where is it? I gotta see that!
Ben - Sorry Bro, that âRoof-topperâ is being archived in the vault never to be seen again!
Harold - You suck!