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Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

US Central Intelligence Agency

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021


Hatecraft

A vocation under the rubric of wokeness where gender, race, and culture are weaponized to cancel corporations and persons who refuse to adopt today’s virtue signaling by the woke mob.

Similar to “tradecraft” describing intelligence community tools needed to conduct espionage, various “hatecraft” tools used by the woke mob to compromise businesses and people include influence operations, demonstrations, and petitions.

by Mil3druid4 July 7, 2023

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Float Over

The art of floating a surveillance balloon over your adversary’s country to spy on ICBM sites while claiming it is a weather balloon. Popularized by Chinese Ministry of State Security (MSS)

First detected by passengers on a commercial flight, the Chinese Ministry of State Security did a “float over” of a bus-sized surveillance balloon over the northern continental US to spy on ICBM sites all the while claiming it was a weather balloon gone astray.

by Mil3druid4 February 4, 2023


Elastagirl

With a penchant for all things Disney and organizing high profile media events, Elastagirl, with Holly Hunter-esque fortitude, exercises maximum flexibility in all she does resulting in amazing outcomes.

Katy, aka "Elastagirl", was simply brilliant managing two consecutive conventions in as many weeks.

by Mil3druid4 July 27, 2016

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Flyover Mishap

A catastrophic man-made disaster in a “flyover” state which is downplayed by the liberal media because it occurs in a part of the country consisting of low intelligence voters who criticize Mayor Pete’s inaction and who support Trump and conservatives

The January 2023 train derailment of train cars in East Palestine, Ohio, full of toxic chemicals, were intentionally detonated, and was described by Mayor Pete, his DOT and the liberal lapdog New York Times as “Flyover Mishap”.

by Mil3druid4 February 17, 2023


LTMB

LTMB - Lesbian Trapped in a Man’s Body - Exhibiting Lesbian sexual predrences among those carrying the xy chromosome.

Ben: Hey Harold, I need to make a confession.
Harold: About what bro?
Ben: It’s kinda hard to talk about it.
Harold: Come on man, you can tell your bro.
Ben: Fuck it, I’m LTMB,

Harold: What the fuck is that?
Ben: Lesbian Trapped in a Man’s Body.
Harold: Like I said, I’m your bro, and I’m glad you told me. Celebrate your diversity dude.

by Mil3druid4 April 27, 2018

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Roof-Topper

Having any sexual activity on the roof of a building inadvertently in view of Pan, Tilt, Zoom security cameras monitored by Marine Security Guards at a US Embassy.

Ben - Did you watch the video of Brett and that WSJ reporter going at it on the roof last night?

Harold - No Dude! Holy Shit! Where is it? I gotta see that!

Ben - Sorry Bro, that “Roof-topper” is being archived in the vault never to be seen again!

Harold - You suck!

by Mil3druid4 April 1, 2021