clag

Female Projectile Ejaculation. Acronym for "Cums like a guy"
Also known as clam juice.

"When I propped the pillow under her ass, it wasn't long before she clagged all over the place.

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Barbecue Sauce

What someone says when they suddenly realize that they were spacing off and walked the complete wrong way from where they intended to go, such as when you've been walking around a grocery store for 10 minutes before remembering you came in for barbecue sauce and wandered the frozen dinner section instead.

"Hey wait a minute, where are we going?"
"Gah! Barbecue Sauce!" *turns around and walks the other way*

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