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A Jackass, Retard, or Asshole of very dominant white descent. They make fun of your clothes, athletic ability, etc. and have horrible excuses of insults that their other White Cummie friends think is clever.
White Cummie: Hey Romanian, where's your spear? *high fives friend and slams locker*
me: Fuck off you disabled shit-tard.
A trend used by feminists and the lgtbq community to make men look like a bunch of (idiots, douches, sexists, etc). This is a metheod used to bring gender into everything. They usually do this when they feel targeted, want to look targeted to support their ''cause''(extra attention to their gender, or species, A.K.A. nothing important), and or to make males look inferior.
They start by using a term that annoys them, like spreading your legs and taking 2 inches more space, interrupting, or even explaining something wrong. then they replace the first syllable with man, or just adding male, or man to the word, and call it a gender or a racial issue.
fm: omg, why do you have to manspread like that? you are taking 1'' from my 3' personal space you sexist! don't you know im vega-
m: don't you think all the Gender-Inserting/Male Inserting is a little extra? i mean, serious-
fm: don't you manterrupt me!
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One of the best Sci-Fi Books you will ever read, with a film adaptation releasing in March 2018.
The book follows a young boy named Wade Watts who lives in The Stacks in the year 2045, where most of the world lives inside a Massive Virtual Reality called the OASIS. Everyone has abandoned the real world, as it is just a polluted wasteland.
One day, the inventor of this Virtual utopia, James Halliday Dies, and a pre-recorded message is sent to everyone, announcing a huge contest, where the first to find an easter egg hidden in this universe will earn all of his fortunes and will have full access/control over the OASIS.
Awesome Dude 1: Dude, have you seen the trailer to Ready Player One?
Awesome Dude 2: Yeah bro, i'm so pumped! The Iron Giant is in it!
AD1: I'm so glad I read the book.
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When you feel like A Side of Beef.
Fred Jones: I feel like a side of beef.
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The only response to Ur granpap a trap
Person 1: Ur Granpap A Trap
Person 2: Ur Aunti Futanari
*The earth is exploded by the death star*
A game similar to slugbug. When you see a yellow car, you yell, SHARK BITE! And you get to punch the other player. The rules are as follows:
1.)You need to be the first to say SharkBite to punch.
2.)If you punch somebody for a SharkBite, you cannot punch them for another bite directly after until they punch you back, or someone else calls a SharkBite
3.)You cannot call SharkBite on motorcycles, semi-trucks, or shipping trucks.
4.) you can't retaliate to someone for shark biting you.
5.) you can't hop in and out of the game to avoid a SharkBite
*kid one sees yellow car*
Kid 2: yo, SHARK BITE!! Give me your arm.
Kid 1: cmon, I was barely playing SharkBite!
The only game that makes you look lame if you make fun of someone else for playing it.
Washed popular kid: Ha! This dude is playing Fortnite! What a loser!
Fortnite Player: You do realize everyone and their grandma is playing this game, right?
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