Rainz

Rainz is a snazzy and quirky person. You will never meet another that has the same inelegant outlook on like as them. If you have a child named rainz, be forever grateful. rainzs' are like crows, you befriend them and they'll bring you spare change and random street trash. Rainz will never fail to make you laugh or, alternatively, make you question if they hate you or not. They have a wide range of dialects including "help" "I'm sobbing" "please" and on rare days "I'm shitting". Rainz can never spell but will always win an argument. Rainz may kill you in your sleep but will always reply to your snap first. Rainz will most likely get addicted to songs and listen to them on repeat 24/7 and always shit when they eat Panera. Rainz eats a diet of exclusively celery. Rainz is my little skrunkly onglydoop perrywinkle twinkle simple dimple.

Sam: Rainz is so emo #emo
Mackie: shut up you freak. mama
rainz: HELP IM SONBBIMG PLESKE