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Some stupid ass shit that people who don't follow Jesus believe.
The big bang is stupid as fuck
A thing with naked women, men, and anything else that you masturbate too, and as soon as you orgasm, lose all interest in.
Man 1: Imma go watch some porn
Rest of friends: We all know damn well he'll be right back after he cums
A man who goes and gets the milk after you find your mom wrestling with men in bed, naked, and tell him about it. He eventually comes back when you win the lottery.
Me: "Dad, Mom's wrestling again with Jimmy, the neighbor."
Dad: "Ok, Imma go get some milk. You want chocolate or strawberry?" *leaves*
*35 years later*
Me: "Yes, I won the lottery! I'm a millionaire!"
Dad: " You want some milk with that?"