Man Grill

A really expensive, usually stainless-steel BBQ Grill that takes up more space on a deck or patio than necessary to cook food. Sometimes comes with a Rotisserie Attachment that is never used.

Bruce: Hey Dudes, come check out my Man Grill

Alex: Dude, what the hell do you need a 14 foot grill for? As if you will ever use that Rotisserie attachment.

Bruce: FO

Ease a Gator Into The Water

The need to take a shit.

Bruce: Hey Dude why are you late?

Alex: Sorry man, I had to ease a gator into the water.

Team Onions

The act of a group of guys standing in a circle at a party and slipping their nutsacks through their zippers with hopes that an innocent bystander (usually female) in the middle of the group, will look down and see 5 or more sacks of onions.

Tamara was traumatized when she realized she was a victim of a game of Team Onions.