Voodoo Doll

A deeply disturbed version of a pincushion, but of the single mom variety. Prefers men involved or married to seek revenge for her own failed marriage at the hands of her own unfaithfulness. Will take on a relationship, but only for monetary purposes such as vacations and bills. Nothing distracts her from keeping her voodoo doll status current.

Paulie; "I can't believe she stepped out on me after all this time."
Brian; "Dude, before you started dating Peg I told you she's a Voodoo Doll."
Two strangers at the bar in unison; "Amen! You're preaching to the quire."

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