Rayjob

A job held by your buddy named Ray where he has a cushy job, doesn't do shit, and still gets regualr raises.

That lazy fucker Glenn sure does have a Rayjob. I wish I had his job.

fart blaming

When someone farts and blames it on someone else, usually a smaller child or someone that can not represent or defend themselves in the accusation.

Alice, you are totally fart blaming our son. You know you did it and not him.