Xavier's Pants

A magical pair of green pants that will cure world hunger and solve world peace, if only they were shared with the world.

Just think of Xavier's Pants, and you can fly! You can fly! You can fly!

You've got gadgets and gizmo's a-plenty. You've got whosits and whatsits galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got 20! But who cares, no big deal, I want Xavier's Pants!

The meaning of life = Xavier's Pants.

The end.

If only genocide would stop!
It would if we had Xavier's Pants

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Juice Box

Also known as Juice.
A common nickname for the most attractive person you know (usually male) at any given time or place.
Their personality matters not in this case, for their beauty fills in all the gaps.

Have you seen the Juice Box today?
Why yes, (s)he is especially juicy.

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Kaleib

Also known as Kale, Cabbage, or Cab.
An awesome kid who laughs at all your jokes and is equally, if not more, funny. His smiles make everyone happy. He has beautiful hair and a magical face that radiates a heavenly light, momentarily blinding you because it is so beautiful. Everyone undresses him with their eyes when he walks by, even the men.

Dude, I'm straight, but that Kaleib has really got it goin' on!

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