shit snore

when somebody is snoring loudly, on the intake of the snore, when it sounds like a snore that has pauses in, sounding like an old man with diarrhea in the public restroom.

I was in my dorm room at college, and my roommate started to shit snore something fierce, almost sounded like he was starting a lawnmower or something.

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Tilt-A-Hurp

another name for the Tilt-A-Whirl amusement ride that is a large contributor to the amount of vomit and vomit-smells at county fairs, amusement parks, and small carnivals.

Me and Joey went on the Tilt-A-Hurp at the Firemen's Fair over at Middleville, and it smelled like baked used pizza near the garbage pail.

as all get up and fuck

exclamation. usually used in lieu of terms you may hear and/or use on a farm or hear from a hillbilly, a blathering fool, or an employee at the DMV, such as "as crazy as all hell" or "my goodness, this silliness has taken control of his(or her) senses" or "this line is crazy long".

That is as dangerous as all get up and fuck. (or) Those two guys chasing the sheep towards the cliff are crazy as all get up and fuck.

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simultype

when something going on live is simultaneously put on the internet through a site like twitter, facebook, or some other kind of blog; a simulcast online, using a close captioning without the video. typing news via text as a true "eyewitness news person".

I missed that part of the press conference because I was too busy simultyping on my blackberry. (or) I don't like when people simultype concerts on Twitter, and later on upload shitty quality videos on youtube of the concert. (or) Did he really just simultype that President Obama farted at the All Star Game?

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silence of the clams

the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.

It was a sad day when the silence of the clams overtook the young women of the village.

used food

slang for vomit, puke, barph.

At the carnival, we were all trying to avoid the piles of used food all over the walkway near the thrill rides.

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cuntnundrum

when a priest is caught having sex with a nun, and he has to save face with his parish community

Father O'Thomas sure got himself into a cuntnundrum when he had sex with Sister O'Hillary Shea during bingo last night.

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