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What a Red Delicious apple should be called.
Person 1: Hey, are you eating an apple?
Person 2: yes, it's a Red Disgusting
Person 1: Don't you mean Red Delicious?
Person 2: No, it's a Red Disgusting, because it FUCKING SUCKS!
when something is just so average that it reminds you of ogres
John: "That clarinet player was really meaty ogre"
Doe: "Dude wtf, do you mean mediocre?"
John: "No I meant meaty ogre, that dude looked just like Shrek"
A gay sarcophagus, or someone who is obsessed with ancient Egypt
John: "You see that guy over there? That guy's a major sarcophaggot."
It's like a furry, but instead of anthropomorphic animals, they enjoy monster (or non-human) characters, anthro or not, of which are neither quite human or animal-like in appearance. Preferences vary from person to person.
Person 1: Hey bro, I think it's safe to say I'm a Monsturry now.
Person 2: Ay bruh what the fuck is a Monsturry?
Person 1: I just really like monsters and nonhumans, dude
Person 2: Oh shit that sounds cool actually
The Homosexual Coffin Pokémon, known for trapping and surprise sexing people who get too close to it
John: "I think I just saw a gay coffin creep around the corner."
Doe: "What the fuck? The fuck is a gay coffin?"
John: "Cofagrigus. Even has "fag" in its name, that's how you know it's gay."