paranut

some kind of nut I guess

That's the second biggest paranut I've ever seen.

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biznatch

Biznatch, means 'bitch.' Can be used as a real insult, or as a petname for your friends.

Wazzup, biznatch?

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catch feelings

To have sex without a condom.

I used to catch feels on a bitch,
Now I wear a shield to stop the HIV shit.
-Notorious BIG

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Pineapple

a game that is triggered when a person is spotted who is unable to be identified as a male or a female. The person who spots the unidentifiable person says to his/her friend "pineapple" they then attempt to identify the gender of the spotted person. The word "pineapple" is a code word used so that the game can commence in close proximity of the unidentifiable person.

Pablo: "PINEAPPLE, look Jeff a pineapple"

Jeff: "I think that's a dude"

Pablo: "No way, look it's got tits"

Jeff: "But it also has a beard!"

Pablo: "it's also wearing a bra"

Jeff: "ohhh yeah it is wearing a bra, must be a chick......"

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purple headed love trunchon

Another Purple Headed slang term for a fully engorged penis

While she blew me I pulled out of her mouth and started beating her about the head with my purple headed love trunchon

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Fart Box

A vagina that expels air pumped into it during intercourse in a loud flatuelent manner.

I have such a fart box after Tony and I do it doggy-style. It's so embarrassing!

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Lazy lob

A semi-engorged cock. See: Semi Lob on

I get a lazy lob just thinking about her.

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