Bikesexual

Someone who replaces a human being with a bike. A 'bikesexual' could live without any human-human sexual contact as long as they were able to ride their bike. Being denied their bike could result in several withdrawal symptoms. A 'bikesexual' could become frustrated, upset and introverted. A feeling of loneliness could also be experienced.

Bikesexual: My girlfriend's not back till late so finally we can be alone together... get ready for the ride of your life ;)
Bike: (silence)
Bikesexual: I love you too babe.

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