Weatherspooning

To emulate the unsolicited drunken emotional outbursts often seen performed by the lower classes outside the popular chain-pub on the Stroud Green Road.

Works best when inserted spontaneously in the middle of an otherwise mild-mannered conversation.

Example of Weatherspooning:

A – Would you like a cup of tea?

B – No thanks, I’m fine at the moment.

A – (Shouting) Oh, whatever! I don’t give a shit anyway! (Then all quite and heartfelt) You just don’t care about me anymore... Why can’t we be more like those normal people?

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