flop 'n' chop

A vasectomy.

"What appointment are you here for today?" asked the urologist.
"Flop 'n' chop!" I said, while enjoying the buzz of my Valium pill.

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Sam Houston Institute of Technology

An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."

Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"

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macaroni

A type of pasta shaped in curved tubes, served with cheese sauce.

Ewwwww! Liver! We hate eating liver for dinner! Could we please have some macaroni and cheese instead?

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woger

A poor pronunciation of the word roger, as heard on CB radio.

"There's a bear trap on I-10."
"Woger."

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Enhanced interrogation

Torture

The use of waterboarding, starvation, and flagellation -- all of these torture, er, "enhanced interrogation" techniques not approved by the Geneva Convention were used in Guantanamo bay.

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nymphomaniac

Specifically a female addicted to sex.

Cf. Satyriasis: Excessive or abnormal sexual craving in the male. (Source: Merriam-webster's online dictionary, http://www.m-w.com)

A woman who has nymphomania is considered to be a nymphomaniac, and therefore has abnormally high sexual urges.

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penosity

A genderless freak.

* JediKnightWannaBe sets mode: +v Penosity
<Tarc> Woe is me! Penosity has arrived!

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