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Fucking hell. A joke from Australian schools.
What's the opposite of near? Far.
What's the opposite of queen? King.
What's the opposite of heaven? Hell.
Now say them all together. Far king hell.
The Nationals. A centre-right, liberal conservative party in Australia that truly represents regional and rural Australia. Forms the Coalition with the Liberal Party.
The National Party dominates in regional and rural Australia, because the regional and rural people are true Aussie legends/battlers. The inner-city is full of woke lefty Labor/Greens wankers.
1. To fall down the stairs holding a beer whilst drunk or hungover and listening to the song âGet on the Beersâ.
2. To lock somewhere down and put harsh COVID restrictions on it for ages without a good reason.
3. To be a genuine dickhead, lie to the public, backtrack on promises like the Commonwealth Games and go into a fucking huge debt.
4. A sex act where one man simultaneously fucks multiple people in a painful manner. Basically like how Premier Dan Andrews (Dictator Dan/Labor branch stacking cunt) fucked Victoria and made it even shittier.
Mate, stop Dan Andrewsing, you shit cunt!
Guy 1: Do you use the default skins like a noob (Steve and Alex) or did you have a different epic one like a pro?
Guy 2: Yeah mate, I got my own and it's fucking amazing. Steve is cool though, but not as a skin just for memes.
Anthony Albanese, the Prime Minister of Australia who fucking sucks. Basically just a shit cunt.
Jeff: Albo is shit.
Bob: Yeah ScoMo and Dutton are way better.
Dave: Fuck that woke bitch Albo.
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A good party in Australia that is centre-right and liberal conservative.
Guy 1: Who are you voting for?
Guy 2: I'm voting for the Liberal Party like usual. They are a good party unlike the Labor Party or the Greens.
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