Caiden's Baloney

Eyy it be me, Caiden, I have soo many friends. I am am poplar. People like me and my Coronavirus pet often enjoys eating algae, and wang. I also have orange hair, and a COCK THAT SUMMONS THUNDER

aYO it be caiden's baloney

Pintoked

The many quotes meme lord Mr. Pintok says.

Woah, 7th hour, please quiet down.
We're going to need to go over some etiquette skills.
When my voice is at this volume you should listen.
You will be spending time with me after class.
(Insert name here), last reminder.
We are going to go red light if this keeps up.
Sorry I spooked you.
The hall doesn't release you, I do.
Mason don't be goofy.
Smart Girl.
We need to cut off 3/4 of all of this noise.
We can arrange that. (Mostly for detentions)
Which one of you should I talk to first?
We'll get back to you on that.
The lights are off, please find your seats.

Mason putting chairs up early.
Mr. Pintok: Mason you will be spending time with me after class.
April: OOOF! GET PINTOKED MOTHERHECKER.
Mr Pintok: April I'm getting a little concerned.

Hey There Big Boy

What a priest says to a pre pubescent boy in First Communion, right before making their clothes as white as their little white box.

"So I play fortnite all day and I say bad words"
"Oh you'll be in my Fort tonight big boy"
Five hours later
"Hey there big boy" Then god smiled apon his creations

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Billbenned

When you ask out your crush but then you get friendzoned.

Mason: April did you hear how Payton got rejected by Emma?
April: Yeah dude he got Billbenned

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Skrttzy Gertzy

What you call someone who is dating a fucking piece of pizza

Rylie: Dude I give up on life I'm a Skrttzy Gertzy\
April: I was a Skrttzy Gertzy until I met my boi
Minecraft_Tuber_Kid: hello am boi

Big Ol' Gay

A person that has a crush on Thanos and wants him to snap his fingers up his ass and get real dusty.

Doctor Strange: Omg you see peter parker over there, he's having happy fun time with thanos.
Iron Man: Yea the kid's a big ol' gay

Klein Time

What Happens When Mr. Klein And The Gang Roll Up On All Of Them Hoes And Slip Into Their Crevices

HELL YEAH BOYS! IT'S KLEIN TIME WITH THE TREE