A walking erection

Meaning that your always turned on.

Josh's dick (during a regular car ride) : Ohhhh heyyyyyyyy!!!
Josh says: I'm like a walking erection..

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Panda phase

Someone obsessed with the asian culture.. With everything asian related. All of a sudden.

Sasha: You know what. I think im in a panda phase
Me: wait. Why ??
Sasha: I feel like I just love everything asian related. If I could become an asian I would !

Me: wow ! I thin---
Sasha (doesnt stop talking): their restaurant are soo adorable with those cats walking around. I want to go live their. Like. TODAY

Im laughing my life away

Laughing so f***ing hard that you feel lifeless after this episode.

"Oh god. Jessica told me what her boyfriend did last night and Im laughing my life away.