Nick

Probably the biggest asshole you'll ever meet. He will consecutively feel up and make out with any girl he can get his hands on. No one should ever associate with or date him. He will stick his hands and/or face up your shirt, down your pants, and in any crevice he can find. Seems to think that second base comes before first. Generally, he will touch a girl's boobs, make out with her about a week later, stop associating with her once she refuses to touch his dick, and then move on to another girl, although he was probably already making out with her before he stopped associating with the previous girl. He is a disgrace to all mankind and never thinks he's the problem when anyone is mad at him.

Girl 1: Wait, when did you make out with Nick?

Girl 2: We kissed on February sixth and started making out on valentine's day.

Girl 1: He touched my boobs on February seventh!

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