Eren

His Imperial Majesty R.T. Erdoğan's (peace be upon him) personal advisor. Is the highest ranked person in the glorious democratic reupublic of Turkey, right below His Imperial Majesty, of course.
Has 15 different PhDs about kebabs and plastic explosives. One nasty look from him is enough to get sent to silivri for the rest of your life.

Plebian 1 : bow down man, Eren is coming through !
Plebian 2 : I think I just came in my pants.