Splash-Caf

A coffee order where just a splash of regular caffeinated coffee is added to a decaf coffee

Hey, Miss Baristalicious, I'm on my third one today. Can I just get a Splash-Caf?

McFear

The crippling fear one feels when tipping up to one's mouth a blistering hot cup of coffee

I tried to sip that mocha latte but the McFear got to me. I had to set it down.