Harrison

A petite blond with a firey attitude who loves spooning tall women. You'll find him wearing a hat and the same set of sunglasses he's had since he came out of the womb (his head is the same size). Just don't piss him off or he'll take the stick out of his ass and beat you with it.

Anyone: sup harrison
Harrison: *kicks you in the ankles* (he can't reach your shins)