Libertarian

A republican in denial.

I just realized that republicans are known to be crazy and, while I still believe everything they preach, I don't like the crazy label, so I'll just call myself a libertarian and no one will know the difference.

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Attention Whore

The worst possible manifestation of extroverted human beings.

A euphemism for someone with Histrionic Personality Disorder.
Someone who is tormented by the idea that they may not be the center of attention.

name is such an attention whore.

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Barack

Engrish (Japanese English) pronunciation of the color black.

Buh-lack Obama became the first barack plesident of the US.

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Cunnilingual

From Latin "lingua" (tongue) and "Cunni" (cunts cunnus being the singular version), a cunnilingual is someone who is proficient at attaching his tongue to a pussy.

"... he is cunnilingual. How many languages does he speak?"

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