Firmentation

The 3 part process of alcohol conversion to boner; first from yeast/ sugar converting to alcohol, then the alcohol getting a man horny, followed by an erection.

After science class, me and the boys would hit a bar to continue our studies of firmentation in hopes of getting laid.

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mint jewlip

Receiving head from a Jewish woman while she is simultaneously sucking on a mint.

Man! Why is my dick tingly? Ohhhh, I just got a Mint Jewlip...

Anal Iceburg

Placing a large cocktail ice cube into the rectal cavity of said subject. Then putting one’s penis into the butt hole. When the cock mushroom head gets super cold you have achieved the Anal Iceburg.

Famous movie: “ICEBURG... Dead aheaaaaaaad!”

Sentence: I just needed the tip of my little Burg to get good n’ icy so I torpedoed dat big anal Iceburg.

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Rusty Trombone

A handjob at the beach.

The grit of the sand made for an uncomfortable Rusty Trombone.

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