The Blake School

Otherwise known as The Blake School of the Unnaturally Pretentious, these whiter than sour cream trustfund babies attend the finest school for douchebaggery in the western Minneapolis Suburbs. These vineyard vines-wearing assholes have no limit to the that they show off daddy's new jag.

<extremely expensive Mercedes rolls past blasting Mercy>
Person 1: Who was that douchebag? I could smell his Lacoste body spray from a mile away.
Person 2: Oh Christain Hammerschmidt IV? Yeah he goes to The Blake School

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