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This is an acronym for 'not with a 10 foot pole', which is an expression referring to something a person would not want to go anywhere near.
When I asked my wife if she would clip my toenails, she responded, "NWA10FP!"
Have you seen those things they put on dogs that have lost the use of their back legs? I'm not sure what they are called, but might I suggest haunch wagon? A wagon for haunches.
I outfitted my dog with its haunch wagon so that it could go outside and take a dump, which unfortunately landed mostly in the haunch wagon.
To aggressively wash oneâs ass, or the ass of a trusted friend.
After my week-long camping trip I couldnât wait to take a shower and scrump out my butt hole.
This is when you are riding public transit and you offer someone your seat, only to stand next to them and fart directly in their face.
The kind young man offered his seat on the bus to an elderly woman. Moments later, the look on her face made it clear that she had fallen victim to the flip flop ass drop.
This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.
The best way to avoid the Poor Manâs Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!
You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.
The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See âtrouser coughâ in Urban Dictionary.)
The sound emitted when you fart whilst sitting on the toilet.
As I sat on the commode, I uncorked a tremendous devilâs echo just prior to dropping a deuce.