Person

You are a person, your mom is a person, everyone is a person. A lot different from “people”. I will now proceed to talk about dif types of people!

THE BEST FRIEND

This person has your back, but beware! Their are “poser” types who will pretend to be your best friend but then totally be a “bitch”

THE BITCH

these are the worst type of a person you can ever find. Prototypes include Karen, Kevin, Poser, and Narcissist.

FRENEMY

a breed of person that is neither a bitch nor a friend. You two will most likely give each other snarky comments, but help out in times of need.

FRIEND

a lesser version of the best friend, also nice, but less hand-on and not likely to be around as much.

BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND

these are much more powerful versions of the best friend, and you will more likely have sex with them. They might evolve into Husband/Wife, or devolve into a Normie.

NORMIE

you don’t have any good or bad feelings, these type of persons are the type all Persons start as for you. Any type of person higher than a Normie can become one, and the other way around too.

HUSBAND/WIFE

you devote your life to this person, and this type is considered by many to be the highest form of person. You will I’ve with them until you die, but on rare occasions, the will demote, to the lowest person possible. ExHusband/Exwife.

EXHUSBAND/EXWIFE

it might be awkward trying to talk to this type of person, and most likely they will become bitches. On rare occasions, they may become normies.

That’s all! I hope you enjoyed your dictionary on person

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When someone is going to literally implode by way of boredom, so to prevent that, they decide to type every single frickin’ letter in the alphabet 7 times. Which never works.

PERSON: jimmy are you alright?
JIMMY: aaaaaaabbbbbbbcccccccdddddddeeeeeeefffffffggggggghhhhhhhiiiiiiijjjjjjjkkkkkkklllllllmmmmmmmnnnnnnnooooooopppppppqqqqqqqrrrrrrrssssssstttttttuuuuuuuvvvvvvvwwwwwwwxxxxxxxyyyyyyyzzzzzzz
PERSON: AYO WTF

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Parent

The devil in disguise who won’t let you eat candy for breakfast.

PARENT: Good morning Johnny,
JOHNNY: could I have some candy?

PARENT: No.
JOHNNY: WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Fourth Wall

Something Jax does not know the meaning of.

THE FOURTH WALL

JAX: What do YOU, the viewers think? *looking at floor and into camera*

Also Jax:
JAX: I have a key to everything… *wink*

asmcosaimcoi

A random thing I typed down. How did you ever see this?

Oh wow I invented a word. It’s “ asmcosaimcoi”

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

YOUR SO FUCKING BORED YOU TYPE THE WHOLE ENTIRE ALPHABET….. YOU NEED TO CALL 911

TEACHER: okay jimmy, say your abcs!
JIMMY: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz!
TEACHER: very good jimmy! Now, does anyone want to throw jimmy into the sacrificial fire?
EVERYONE: ME ME ME ME ME!

Builder Bear

A safe Scp which actually gets along with the workers, and builds things. They have made two other versions of themself, both of which are keter class. One is made out of earlobes, and emits a high pitched scream which anyone within 50 meters of the screech will have earlobes form inside of thier throat, as they die of suffocating. The other is unknown to me, but any one else who knows it free to put it underneath my description!

Scientist: what’s that in the distance?
Other scientist: oh it’s just builder bear.
Scientist: what about that one?
Other scientists: OH SHIT ITS ITS VERSION RUN