tb;ra

"Too bad;read anyway"

Said when someone is a lazy fuck and doesn't want to read your long ass message, so he just types tl;dr. Learn to read, you fucking caveman.

You:"-Long message-"
Lazy fuck:"tl;dr"
You:"tb;ra, you lazy fuck"

HMP

Abbreviation of Hung's Mom's Pussy

Lord Storr: Have you tasted HMP?
Emil Stabil: Yes, it was good!