Windows Vista

The most recent OS from Microsoft, usually blamed for any computer problem whether it is OS related or not. Especially when trying to run Windows Vista on the minimum requirements or less, or connecting to the internet without an active anti-virus and firewall.

Jon: "Windows Vista sucks."

Bob: "Why?"

Jon: "I bought this computer only a week ago for $200 bucks, its got 512 gb of ram and a Celeron processor and its running slow as a snail, and it won't run my DOS copy of Wolfenstein."

Bob: "You know you should have at least 1 gig of ram, preferably 2, and at least a pentium 4 wouldn't hurt."

Jon: "I only use it to surf the internet and check email, why would I need all that?"

Bob: (sighs) "Never mind. Hey you do have an anti-virus and a firewall, though, right?"

Jon: "Whats that?"

Bob: "Thats not good, but at least if you get a virus, User Account Control will prevent it from having access to sensitive system files."

Jon: "I turned that off because it kept asking me for permission and that was annoying."

Bob: (facepalm) "Forget we had this conversation. You're right. It must be Vista."

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bust a shaft

To shoot an arrow.

Don't mess with Legolas. He'll bust a shaft in yo' ass.

Cockpit, The

n. Always capitalized.The name of the homosexual club where Punisher Junior, Hazeyamind, and Voice of Reason hang out. Also known as The Sausage Factory.

Who's gonna be at The Cockpit tonight besides PJ, Haze, and Voice?

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fart attack

n. Involuntary spasms of the colon and rectum resulting in uncontrollable flatulence.

Right as I was about to eat her pussy, she had a fart attack.

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pit fiend

n. A person (especially a woman) who sweats from the underarms profusely and often smells offensively.

v. 1. To sweat profusely from the underarms. 2. To smell like a pit fiend.

That bitch is fine, but she a pit fiend.

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zyzzyva

n. 1. The tropical American weevils of the genus Zyzzyva which are destructive to plants. 2. The last word in the dictionary. 3. The last word (in a conversation or argument).

v. To get the last word.

Now who got the zyzzyva?

I got the zyzzyva.

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cent

n. The opposite of dime, an extremely ugly woman.

half-cent. n. An utterly repulsive woman.

Damn dude, your mom's a cent!

Yeah? Well your mom's a half-cent!

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