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Every adventurers worst nightmare. Protect your knees from the onslaught of arrows, or else you will become a city guard who won't help anyone because you'll think someone stole their sweet rolls.
Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow-
Boromir: In the knee? Must have been awful.
Leonidas: Shut up. Both of you.
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A wooden rod with a sharp, pointed metal tip usually fired from bows.
Has the tendency to gravitate towards knees, especially knees of those who are in the midst of an occuption, event, or condition.
I used to be a competitive chess player, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
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A TV show on CW based on the DC character "Green Arrow".
Hey, did you see the newest episode of Arrow?
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The best fucking show on the entire CW. Oliver Queen gets sent to an island for 5 years and comes back with the best Minecraft PVP Skills you've ever seen.
Person 1: Hey bro do you like Arrow?
Person 2: FUCK YEAH OLIVER QUEEN JUST KICKED AL GHUL'S ASS STRAIGHT TO THE FUCKING SUN!!!!!
Person 1: Woah... I don't want to fight him
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He is the sweetest most funniest and weirdest person you’ll meet and know. You can relate to them and tell them about anything. They will try and cheer you up when u are down and they will try and comfurt you as much as they can. He is super aesthetic,likes drawing,MCR,panic at the disco and his gay best friend Xd. You need to get yourself an Arrow ASAP because they will change your life 💕
Omg arrow is so sweet!
Arrow is so aesthetic
Arrow is one of the best people on earth
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A wooden projectile tipped with a metal edge, used in combination with a bow. it was used mainly in midevil times, but it is possible to see them used today for hunting.
a bow and arrow set
That guy just got arrowed
Bow and arrow hunting
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A drinking game invented at Princeton University involving exactly three people looking to get extremely drunk in a short span of time. Players compete in three consecutive rounds of chugging - the first with full beers. The next two rounds are initiated whenever the loser of the previous round of chugging decides to pull his next cup from the table. In both the second and final rounds, the loser of the previous round pulls a full beer while the other two players each pull a 2/3 beer. If one player loses all three rounds, he must immediately chug a full "penalty" beer, the instant he loses the final round.
The game receives its name because of the arrow formation of the cups. The first round of three is situated to form a triangle at the corner of a table, with one at the corner and the other two equidistant from it, on the two sides of the table that form the corner. The other two sets of beers (each set consisting of one full beer and two 2/3-full beers) are placed in a line going from the corner of the table to the center of the table. The penalty beer is placed at the center of the table. This formation creates the arrow pattern for which the game is named.
NB: Playing multiple games of Arrow in succession, including "best of 3" scenarios, is not recommended except for those with an extremely strong stomach.
Bro: "Yo, I'm way too late to this party...I need to get drunk FAST."
Other Bro: "Right. Best of 3 Arrow. Now."
Bro: "Aight, get a trash can ready. I'll grab some random freshman to be the third so he can drink three penalties."
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Alternate scenario:
Bro: "HOLY FUCKSHIT, I am fucking shitfaced as fuckkkk"
Other Bro: "GAHHH!!! ARROW RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE SHITFUCK!"
Bro: "OKAY OKAY...I just LOVE projectile vomming, I'll grab a third."
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