Wilien Disease

Wilien Disease is a disease that makes you unable to spell the simplest of words more than once.

Person 1 : "Hey, did you see the video i sent?"

Person 2 : "Lamo, Lmoa, lmfoa flamo, Lmao"

Person 1 : "I diagnose you with Wilien Disease"

The Lightsabre

A sexual position where two women sit on either end of giant dildo, whilst it being held up in the middle by a third party.

Mary : Honey want to try the Lightsabre tonight.

Chloe: Sure, we'll invite person 3 to hold it for us

Or :

Whips light Sabre out, time to put it in your Darth Vader honey

Luke I am your daddy

You naughty little...

makes a chewbaca noise