mañana

Airborne disease afflicting the entire state of New Mexico, but especially the Greater Albuquerque-Bernalillo County area. Symptoms include laziness and a general disinclination to get anything done on time, making promises one knows one had no intention whatsoever of keeping, and basically shuffling along sleepily through life sucking benefits off government programs while contributing nothing to society around oneself.

Also known as the reason New Mexico is poor.

Dan: Matt, I thought you were going to get us those tools we ordered. We needed them a week ago.

Matt: Yawn. Uh... ok, I'll get started on that tomorrow.

Dan: I can't stand the fuckin' mañana in these people.

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