Yumpin'

A display of dominance females of ANY species act out to prove their intellectual and spiritual superiority over their male counterparts.

(Spoken in a David Attenborough voice) "On occasion, the lioness will sneak up and pin the slumbering male on the ground where she will then begin humping him from behind, demonstrating that, although the male may be king, she is REALLY the one in charge. This display of dominance is called yumpin'!"

Bitch-itch Mitch

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.

Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!

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fuckump

When Donald Trump fucks up at life, it is referred to as a fuckump.

Example 1:
Person one: How many fuckumps have we had this week?
Person two: Too many fuckumps to count.