Shabbadahey

Whatever you want it to mean.
Usually a substitute for "Whatever" or "Fuck it"
Also used as a greeting in place of "hello" or "goodbye"
Sometimes used in place of "Cool"

General multipurpose word.

"Wanna go to a different pub?" "Eh, shabbadahey"

"Hey man" "Shabba(dahey)"

"Eh dude, check out my new phone" "Aw, man, shabbadahey"

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Meme hipster

A person who is unimpressed by the new meme you sent as they liked it before it became cool.

Alex is such a meme hipster. Sent him an awesome new meme and he replied with "Had it before it was cool mate"

Momster truck

Oversized school run SUV capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerb. Perfect for driving over kids on bikes and other lesser vehicles.

Sorry I'm late. The road was jammed up with stupid momster trucks doing the school run.

Momster truck

Oversized and unnecessary school run SUVs that are capable of going off-road but will never scale more than kerbs. Perfect for driving over unseen kids on bikes and lesser vehicles.

Sorry I'm late. Traffic was snarled up with the school run momster truck parade.

Swamp gash

Female genitalia that is the opposite of clean, and the associated smell.

The sort of aroma that catches in the back of your throat and makes your eyes water.

"I went down on Susi last night and it smelled like a warm turtle tank filled with warm hot dog water"
"Oh yeah, I meant to warn you about her swamp gash"

Scobes

Social underclass of people who believe the following:
1. Tracksuits are a suitable alternative to proper pants
2. Other peoples cars are fair game for taking
3. Getting pregnant at 14 is cool
4. Moustaches can be grown from the age of 12 without looking ridiculous

Ah man, that part of town is full of scobes

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whatthefuckled

A state of bewilderment or confusion.
To be buckled with confusion.

I tried to read a book on quantum physics last night but had to give up. I ended up totally whatthefuckled.