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Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.
Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played his Ultimate cock rock show in my living room.
12π 5π
The act of passing gas on a sexual partnets face after orgasm.
Everything was fine until Debra gave me a Heat Vent.
8π 5π
A penis that is not quite fully erect, however one is still able to insert it into the partners oriface for sexual gratification.
Oh, Rick, he was fine last night, although after the second round he a rubberwood.
To slap one with a hand that is covered in
semen
Dammit, who had the bright fucking idea of mop slapping me?
22π 6π
When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.
That silly bitch is so fucking bag pipes.
9π 14π
Drinking the urine of an inmate following his or her intoxication by other prison "moon-shines".
Hey mang, wanna get loaded, I got some prison beer!
38π 25π
A creature none-lovealbe, who like young girls under 16.
Frode "Hi, can I fuck you?
Silje "Not anymore, I just turnd sixsteen"
34π 77π