jimmiejaz

To be consistantly drunk for more then 48 hours and lack control.

Man, that dude is pulling a jimmiejaz.

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Grand Illusion

A female who wears a "Miracle Bra".

"So, how big were Debra's tits?"
"Don't know man, it was a Grand Illusion!"

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mustard plug

The yellow, green or brown paste found on the end of ones penis after engaging in anal intercourse.

The sex was great last night, except I got a mustard plug.

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I like you for who you are

What Anna Nicole said to her husband.

"I like you for who you are, sugar."
*WHEEZE*
"Now sign right here..."

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rubberwood

A penis that is not quite fully erect, however one is still able to insert it into the partners oriface for sexual gratification.

Oh, Rick, he was fine last night, although after the second round he a rubberwood.

sworded

Verb - to be impaled by a sword.
Originally coined by StrongBad, character featured on homestarrunner.com, in the game "Trogdor the Burninator"

ex: "Trogdor the Burninator was sworded mightily by a knight in shining armor."

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grunger

Right a Grunger is some-one is diffrent and dont follow the crowd and dont give a crap what any1 thinks about how they look or what they do.Grungers are some of the best ppl in the world.
Pickeys are all assholes My whole school is full of em and slappers.

That girl is a Grunger

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