My Son

(Noun) A title applied to a stranger when people-watching, said to a fellow people-watcher without subject’s knowledge to indicate subject’s presence is a caricature of the moment that is endearing, comical, or otherwise entertaining.

“That guy with a 2 foot mustache and a monocle sitting on the ground at the bus stop and staring into a puddle- It’s my son!”

“That family next table over at this Waffle House - they’re ALL crosseyed. My sons!”

“Yo he looks like Santa Claus. My son!”

“Look over there, it’s my son!’