Ryan Moore

To bludgeon ones fiancee with a large sturgeon whilst holidaying in Crete whilst attempting to solicit sex with an empty house.

Used more broadly to describe a wide variety of surreal domestic abuses. Verb

Originated in Hitchin Hertfordshire

"I cant believe you Ryan Moored that poor girl, you terrible excuse for a man"

"What??"

"you made a hole with that Ryan Moore"

"condoms are for pussies, I have a crisp packet"

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