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the classiest, most amazing, shocking, way a person can look while wearing clout goggles.
The title given to someone who just fucking slays in clout
friend one: Omg look at Bella in those clout goggles she looks like a god
friend two: yep she is the ultimate clouticus
footyitis (pronounced Foot-ee-itis) is a fake disease made to trick people into thinking their doctors are doing a bad job because they don't check them for footyitis at every check up. It is a foot condition that causes mold to grow and the skin on your feet to fall off. You can acquire footyitis by walking in grass.
Mya-''Lol when I was at the doctor and he checked for footyitis I laughed so hard cause it tickled when he touched my foot. It was so embarrassing.''
Ralph- ''Wait wtf is footyitis?''
Mya- ''Omg you don't know what footyitis is? What kind of doctor do you go to?''
The word you say when a person coughs (sort of like saying bless you for a sneeze but for a cough)
Friend 1: *Coughs
Friend 2: ''Persnicket dude, persnicket''
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