lolalrightthen

You may think their name is lola, but in reality, you gotta read between more than just the lines. Anybody with this username can and will be regarded as one of the funniest, smartest and most creative people on the planet. It's a wonder they don't come from outer space with their magnitude of amazingness. Well, I guess we aren't sure they don't..

Yo I was talking to lolalrightthen the other day and now I am enlightened in life.

Eastwick

At first, someone may be thinking of Clint EastWOOD hearing this name and wouldn't be that far off in regards to age. Eastwick is a balding old man with a big heart and won't fail to tell you about his undying love for pufferfish.

"Everybody I know loves Eastwick even though he IS a little insane in the membrane"