Hard as tits

When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.

Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.

DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!

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Fuckface McGee

Someone who is incredibly retarded. Often their hair falls out in clumps, because they "wear a hat too often."

Man, that Austin kid is such a Fuckface McGee

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