suicest

the act of having intercourse with yourself either by clone, magic, alternite reality or another way of intercourse. derived by the modern latin word sui and incesium.

"Bro I used the colning machine you made and fucked myself last night!" "besides the morals of thats thats gotta be suicest."

mexican prenup

The act of putting your valuable assets under your mothers name to prevent it from being taken in divorce court

That puta tried to take my impala when she left me but i had that mexican prenup!