pocketbook

Similar to pocket dial, pocketbook refers to any Facebook message, status update, etc. that is accidentally created as a result of your phone being unlocked while in your pocket.

Dude, wtf is this facebook message you sent me: "Ggggggghhhfk"???

My bad bro, I must have pocketbooked you.

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party liquor

A myriad of intoxicating and potentially lethal "beverages", including bourbon whiskey, paint thinner, and turpentine. Made famous by Early Cuyler of Squidbillies.

Jim (opening a can of enamel thinner): Do you drink party liquor?

Jack (with a can of turpentine in hand): Hell yes!

Jim: Me too!!

(both then proceed to down their cans and get their lean on)

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ifiend

A person who is hopelessly addicted to their iphone. Similar to a crackhead or tweaker, but without the narcotics.

I went out with Christina last night, and she was on her iphone the whole fucking time....she couldn't put it down for more than 90 seconds. Fucking ifiend!