Plunting

Plunting (verb) - the act of shitting in a bucket of dried up mud and mixing it up with a hairbrush to create a mixture of mushy goop, said goop is then poured into the anal cavity of a living or dead person.

“Hey Gavin, you smell a little funny, have you been plunting?”

Blumpkin Blownuts

A franchise that offers donuts with filling but instead of the filling consisting of custard, the donuts are filled with feces from previous blumpkins

Hey Erik, I can’t wait to try the donuts from Blumpkin Blownuts, however, I wonder if it’s real chocolate.

Chocolate Blumpkin

(Noun) When the person giving a Blumpkin licks the unwiped anal cavity of the Blumpkin recipient then continues giving oral sex with the feces on the lips.

“Hey Carl, I heard Jillian gave you a chocolate Blumpkin last night.”