SouthFork

Mostly used as a noun; probably can be used as an adjective or verb but can't be assed at them moment to think how.

This word means the area in between ya legs, i.e., your genitalia.

Can be used interchangeably with SouthPark for those too young to remember Dallas (SouthFork was the name of the ranch).

Girl: "I picked up a real gorgeous guy in the pub last nite but despite his attempts at going to SouthFork/Park, I had to stop cuz I got my period. Ewwww. So he got a MouthFork (obvious what this means) at SouthFork"

Guy 1: "So did you get lucky in the pub last nite?" (Translation, did he hook up with anyone and did they go to Southfork i.e, have sex.)
Guy 2 "Well I thought I had but we got back to her place, started dicking around, then just before I thought I was going to SouthFork, she discovered her period. Fux sake. But she MouthForked me down at SouthFork so it wasn't all a waste of time".

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4Wheel Man

A 4x4 vehicle. This term is used when a woman is driving one of these types of vehicle. So called because it gives her a feeling of strength, protection, and security that she would have if with a man. It also makes her taller than the other drivers so she can feel superior and more masterful than other drivers i.e., masculine.

If there is a man in the passenger seat, you'd really better watch out as she will be feeling double-masculine.

"Well there goes another 4Wheel Man driving a mile up the road to pick up the kids from school. They will get straight into the 4Wheel Man in order to be protected from the perverts waiting in the bushes".

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Censorship

The use of the principle of moral protection, thereby keeping that which may offend or breach the boundaries of good tastse, for society, and in particular, children, and keeping bad language (swearing) and pornography out of mainstream awareness.

Wow, all this porn on the internet and everywhere, you can’t help but see it and I don’t particularly want to!

Well, say something.

I tried, but the free-speech/anti-censors used Censorship on me.

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Gym-Jams

This is taken from the slang term for Pyjamas - JimJams - but is re-applied using the word Gym instead.

Gym-Jams are items of clothing that you initially purchase as expensive shit for looking good at the gym, but end up using as pyjamas. Usually the items start out being used at the gym, then as they start to fade and become a bit crappy looking, slowly become relegated into schlepping-around-the-house gear, then into fully-fledged jammies.

Girl - I forgot my bag in the car - can you go out and get it for me? I'm not dressed properly.

Guy - why don't you go? No one will notice cuz you're wearing your Gym-Jams.

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