Paul

A super awesome, tall, handsome, amazing otherworldly creature. A Paul can do no wrong, and always answers his phone when you call. He will text you good morning and goodnight on the daily. If you get mad at a Paul you can rest assured that he will accept you a-Paul-ogy. This man is perfection personified. You will reach utopia with Paul. Unfortunately there is only one Paul, and he's mine. I guess nobody will ever get to know what utopia is. Sorry everybody. At least you have urban dictionary to help you with simply imagining it.

Ex. 1
Gurl my boyfriend is hot!

Not as hot as ma' Paul .

That's true. (A single teardrop rolls down her cheek.)

Ex. 2
Paul! Where is you?

Paul ain't around. He's off fightin' raccoons off with his good looks.

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