Navy SEAL

Gettin yer girlfriend pregnant so she can't screw other guys while you are on a long deployment.

This often involves some deceptive tactics, like pulling off a condom after you first start having sex, or purposefully tearing it.

J: Yo, Meg has been flirting with this home boy every day since we left last time, I need to do som'n bout that shit before I take my long deployment.

L: No problem homie, just pull the Navy Seal right before we leave.

J: The what?

L: Dude, just put a hole in the condom, before ya get it on a few times, get her pregnant and she'll be off the market for at least 9 months.

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